This stickman must be the loneliest and most miserable stickman alive.

You have been given the power of many different weapons to fight out justice towards its miserable existence.
How will you end it? Perhaps you will name it first?
Well how about Kurt the Curtain? Or perhaps Alfred the King? At least its not simply Steve

Featuring a completely ordinary stickman that has been chosen for a most terrible fate.

No matter the deed shall be done like it always has like it always will forever until the end of existence!